Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.
Now he has a hole in one.
I finally out-drove Tiger Woods.
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Tiger Woods just announced that he is enrolling in Chris Brown’s school of self-defense.
He should of used a driver …
What do a golf ball and an SUV have in common? Tiger Woods drives both into trees on occasion.
Hollywood are making a film based on this incident:
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
What’s the difference between Tiger’s Cadillac and his pitching wedge?
He can back up his pitching wedge!