Category: Celebrity

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.
Now he has a hole in one.

I finally out-drove Tiger Woods.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Tiger Woods just announced that he is enrolling in Chris Brown’s school of self-defense.

He should of used a driver …

What do a golf ball and an SUV have in common? Tiger Woods drives both into trees on occasion.

Hollywood are making a film based on this incident:
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

What’s the difference between Tiger’s Cadillac and his pitching wedge?
He can back up his pitching wedge!